I know many of you are doing your drafts this weekend, so I thought I’d get this out. It’s kinda what I wanted to do in the third segment of thejimshow fantasy football preview, but that ended up in more asshatery than analysis, so I’ll try to replicate it here. I’m taking position 7 in a 14 man, so hopefully, I’ll be able to type a bit between picks.
R1 - I’m targeting DeAngelo Williams. He’s making it to 7 in a lot of drafts, and he shouldn’t. Well, not this one. He goes 6. I now have to chose between Slaton, Chris Johnson, and Gore. Or, I could switch it up, but I think 7 is too early. I go Steve Slaton and feel ok. I am high on HOU this year.
R2 - 9 WR have gone since my pick. Wow. Ok, Brady is available, which is more likely in these that it is in a live draft. Jennings is still there at WR, and I really like him. But, Brian Westbrook is still there, too, and he’s the pick. With a run on WR like that, there’s going to be a top RB slip, so I take advantage.
R3 - Ok, best available at each position. TO at WR, KSmith at RB, and Witten at TE is in the mix, but I’ll get Aaron Rodgers and be happy with my QB position. Not quite Brees, but that’s ok.
R4 - I need a WR. I plan to go RB/WR or WR/RB in the next two rounds, and push back the TE spot unless Witten drops. I put Witten and 5 RB and 5 WR on my queue and wait. When it gets back to me, Marshawn Lynch is the only RB left, so I get him. Suspended 3 weeks, passing offense, questions on his ability slipping, but I’m ok with him as my RB3.
R5 - Ok, have to go WR1, and Santonio Holmes is the only one left from the list I made a round ago. Ideally, you’d want a notch higher of WR1, but that’s what happens when you reach for Rodgers.
R6 - Now, it’s best available for sure. Not best available talent wise (because they have to fit my team) and I’m not taking best available according to the site (because then I should just put it on autodraft). I go by my rankings. Lee Evans, Antonio Bryant, and Lance Moore are who I’m targeting. They are all still there when it gets to me. I cross out Bryant because he’s got the same bye as Santonio. Evans barely wins, but I might take Moore if put in the same situation tomorrow.
R7 - Ok, this is weird. Lance Moore is still on the board, but I pull a changeup and take Owen Daniels. I’ll regret this later, I think. Moore is a GREAT WR3.
R8 - Ok, I’ve got QB and TE done. I’ll wait on K and D, and I’ve got starters and one backup for both RB and WR, with no bye week issues. I’m truly free now to just fill out my team. This is great. At every live draft, you see people suffering because it’s R8 and they realize they’ve got 3 RB with the same bye, or no clue how to address TE now that all their targets are gone, or whatever. I’ve prepared. I’m comfortable. It’s nice. Ok, I’ll take Chris Chambers. I overrate this guy every year. So, what the heck, why not do it again?
R9 - Wow, it got around quick this time. Ummm, ok, I’ll take Josh Morgan, who’s loving every minute Trabtree holds out.
R10 - I’ll reach here and take Gostkowski. I preach to take K and D in the last two rounds, but I have no Pats on my team, and I like them. And, you know that offense is going to score. I like Tynes as a late rounder, but there will be weeks where he gets 1 point. I just don’t see that happening to Gostkowski.
R11 - Ummmm, ok, I suck. This whole 14 team thing means that the last tier of draftable RB is all gone. FUCK!!!! I’ll just take Earl Bennett because I don’t like any RB left. I only have 3 RB I like. Not good.
R12 - Ok, time to pick some diamonds from the trash at RB. Ricky Williams is off the board as I put him in my queue. James Davis is gone, too. Too early for Rashad Jennings; I’ll get him next round maybe. Buckhalter or Ladell Betts? I go Betts, but it’s a coin toss.
R13 - Yep, Rashad Jennings. If MJD or Portis goes down, I’m sitting pretty. Even if they don’t, Slaton, Westy, and Marshawn is a decent trio to pick two from, but you always want to get that All-Star team somehow.
R14 - Ok, I’m looking at the Raiders. They usually put up good running numbers, but they have a 3 headed monster. I like all three, but don’t know the pecking order. I check the website and not only is Fargas ahead of Bush, he’s listed as the starter. Done.
R15 - D time, and I gotta make sure I don’t interfere with my QB, TE, or K byes, so that when I start churning, I’m only churning one spot, not two. Dallas is still there. Perfect. Not a great D, but they’ll get their points.
So, that’s it. Every team is going to have problems. You just have to pick your poison and plan to outmanage during the season.
QB - Rodgers
RB - Slaton, Westy, Lynch, Ladell, Rashad, and Fargas
WR - Santonio, Lee Evans, Chambers, Morgan, and Bennett
TE - ODaniels
K - Gostkowski
D - Dallas